Tattler Reporter Under Arrest

By Perfesser Cosmo Fishhawk,
Published: Sunday, Feb. 7th, 2010

We all remember the story. As a reward to his daughters Sasha and Malia, President Obama, on election night promised them a dog. That dog turned out to be Bo, a Portuguese Water Dog who, according to the White House website, was a gift from Senator and Mrs. Kennedy.

However, The TreetopsTattler.com has uncovered surprising information about Bo. It seems that his origin may indeed be a deep cover story planted by a super-secret and possibly foreign government agency for, until now, unfathomable reasons. read more »

As to stay in line with the ongoing trend of stylish political detachment and governmental ennui, Washington’s power elite and opposition figures alike have started hiring “speech-imparters” and “speech-sayers” along with their standard speechwriters and communication directors. read more »

Under siege from irate consumers, Congress is moving to establish a Bureau of Permanent Poor Product Recall (BOPPR) to track the tsunami of broken, life-threatening and/or poisonous products now on the shelves.

“Had to recall some of those nice Japanese cars just the other week,” said Rep. Phineas T. Warranty, chairman of the House Select Committee on Broken Stuff. “Something about the accelerator pedal getting stuck. Heck of a thing.”

Experts say that product safety in the U.S. has never been better but many critics disagree. read more »

Pharmaceutical industry insiders are reportedly developing a pill that will offer consumers one-stop shopping for the wide range of medical side effects discussed on prime-time television for many popular prescription drugs.

“We think people should get familiar with some of the ailments they hear so much about on TV,” said Dr. Milton Cookay, Senior Diagnostician at the Malpractice Institute of Technology (MIT) in Seventy-Nine Palms, Arizona adding, "One pill lets you experience practically everything!". read more »