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** The stars suggest you should resist a controlling co-workers play for power. You just keep flipping those burgers and let him apply the special sauce. Then maybe let him cut in when you see him in the food stamp line.
(Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
* The stars are in flux and it would be a really good idea if you kept a low profile for a few days. Work at home if you can. Especially if you're a cab driver!
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
** Stay low, move fast and expect the unexpected. Put on a few pounds, grow a beard and dye your hair. Maybe they won't recognize you. Good luck.
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
**** Great things are coming your way out of the blue. Tell everyone...they could use a good laugh.
(March 21-April 19)
*** The holidays are a great time to reach out to someone you haven't seen in years. Call ahead for visiting hours and I don't think they let you bring packages.
(April 20-May 20)
**** The Taurus and the Frosty constellations are in perfect alignment this week, so build as many snowmen as you like. And yes, snowmen are covered by Obamacare.
(May 21-June 20)
*** This would be a good week to remember that while people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks, it's okay for people who live in lgloos to throw snowballs. Jury's out on people who live in log cabins throwing logs.
(June 21-July 22)
**** Your imagination lends zing to your life this week. But if you're going to use those handcuffs make sure you know where the key is.
(July 23-Aug 22)
*** New beginnings. Just because you haven't played saxophone since college doesn't mean you shouldn't go down to the pawnshop and pick one up and start booking your summer tour.
(Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
* The stars are looking a little dicey Virgo. You might want to avoid the Gates of Hell this week. Also, stay away from IRS offices and that discount beach vacation at the leper colony is a no, no.
**** You're special and I can prove it. You know all those catalogues in your mailbox. Do you think everyone gets them? HELL NO... those businesses have done a lot of research and selected you to send them too. Embrace your specialness.
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
*** Seek redemption. No, not that...those supermarket coupons sitting on the counter, they'll save you about five bucks on this weeks bill.
Living in darkness
Dear Living in darkness:
That's a great question. One thing you can count on is that everything happens for a reason. Unfortunately, the reason is usually to screw you over.
I hope this helps.
I think I've hit rock bottom.
Might Have Sprained Something
The distance between where you were and rock bottom varies. For some people it's a long way down and for others it's that last small step.
What you need first is a personal injury lawyer to help you find someone to blame for the sprain. I think you'll discover that a little litigation can do wonders for your worldview. Obviously you didn't have far to go if you only sustained a sprain. So, even if you're at rock bottom, remember it could have been a much greater fall and you could have incurred a much more serious injury. Try not to whine.
You have two choices. You have nowhere to go but up so you can just sit there or start your climb.
To tell you the truth you look pretty comfortable.
I got a new cat and now it's war in my house because my old cat won't make friends with it.
I published a cookbook of cat recipes a couple of years ago and you can find it on Amazon. Try the one with hummingbird stuffing.
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