Founded in 1977 by Jeff MacNelly - Treetops, East Virginia.
Our Mission: "Never let the facts interfere with a good story"
Publisher: P. Martin Shoemaker
Reporter: Perfesser Cosmo Fishhawk Gofer: Loon
Madame Zoo Doo
Madame Zoo Doo can see your future in her crystal ball. Your future looks almost exactly like a glob of egg salad sandwich. Or maybe she just dripped her lunch in the wrong place. Either way, we're sure it will all work out.