Matt MacNelly

Matt MacNelly is a twentysomething, real-person or something, living in the District of Columbia. A graduate of Georgetown University, Matt decided to stay in the city where so many of our nations greatest idiots have come to make their mark over the years.

When not consuming food and sleeping, Matt is an aspiring actor - aspiring to make a living doing that somehow (ideas welcome).

Due to his literacy and desire to be heard, Matt also periodically writes. Being an offspring of the original creator of this periodical, Matt is pleased to be using his inherited talent to be irreverent and non-sensical, while avoiding his uncanny ability to be irrelevant and speak non-sense.