Real Housewives of Treetops

Not to be overshadowed by the big-haired housewives and chatty divorcees of New York, New Jersey, Orange County, CA., and Washington D.C., the women of Treetops are coming to you on a still-to-be-named cable network.

Look for “Real Housewives of Treetops” later this year, or maybe next year or the year after, on a station pretty far up the remote dial.

Take our own Clover “Pooki” Plover.

One of our town’s more glamorous denizens, “Pooki” is half-owner of the Christmas Shoppe out on Route 17 near the eBay drop-off outlet and the old Hardee’s.

“All your holiday decoration needs,” Pooki told us. “Your tree lights, your Santas, your Mylar balloons. We got it all.”

Then there’s Pooki’s best friend, Charlotte Tanager. Her ex-husband owns the Spiffy Lube outlet near the exit ramp on the cutoff to the Interstate.

“We got just as much glamour here as you get in Orange County, I’ll tell you that,” Tanager chirped. “The locals are still talking about the Christmas in July party Pooki and I put on. Sure, Pooki lost her real estate license but all agreed the tequila theme was brilliant.”

And don’t forget former prom queen and onetime flight risk Nadia Nuthatch who recently wed our own Rusty Warbler and moved into the old Sapsucker mansion near the abandoned Sleepy’s discount mattress outlet.

“We don’t expect any more charges to be filed and we’re looking forward to starting production,” said Nadia, who always refers to herself in the third person.